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I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
“I’m glad I’m here.” — “So am I.”
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Chelsea and I have come to a conclusion.
We are Hufflepuffs. As Hufflepuffs, we give way too many fucks. People from other houses like to take our fucks from us one by one until we have no fucks left. Our fucks have been stolen. We are without fucks. At this point we cry like sad little badgers without fucks. Our solution? Give no fucks. If we give no fucks, no one can steal our fucks. If no one can steal our fucks, we can’t cry like sad little badgers without fucks.
Don’t make us cry like sad little badgers. Keep the fucks you have. Don’t steal other people’s fucks. We are now diminished to fuckless badgers instead of our normal happy-go-lucky many fuck giving badgers.
We used to skip freely through the meadows tossing our fucks from a picnic basket to all who cared to catch them. Now we have an empty picnic basket and a lot of badger rage.
This has been a public service announcement from the Hufflepuff House.
Don’t steal fucks.
you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination
and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs
